LiFe : aS i sEe iT..

Tak-Senonoh-poly

2009-10-05T20:00:00.002+08:00

Achtung: This is definitely not a party game u'd like to have in any of ur parties!

Nama permainan: Tak-Senonoh-poly

Number of player and roles: Permainan ini memerlukan 1 pencabar, dan 1 tukang torture. Tukang torture's hair has to be at least 15cm long in order to qualify. And the pencabar must have a nose! (Kalau takde hidung, take a hike! Syuuh!)

Note: utk menyenangkan pembaca, instruction ini akan dibantu oleh 2 model - Rina (the torturer) dan Chong (the pencabar).

Cabaran: It really is simple. The tukang torture akan memasukkan segerombolan rambutnya kedalam either one of the pencabar's lubangs hidung. Tgk if the pencabar can last for 2 minutes.
(if you can bear the torture selama 2 FULL minutes, u get my respect! :D)

Gambar hiasan:

How to tell who wins: Simple. Kalau si pencabar dpt tahan 2 (straight) minutes, pencabar menanglah (duh!). Akan tetapi, kalau si pencabar withdraws even at minute 1.59, shut up and drive away jelah, the tukang torture menang. OR..in some occasions, bila si pencabar's air hidung (hingus segala!) starts to drip on tangan tukang torture sampai tukang torture withdraw dulu, it's a win2 situation.

Gambar hiasan:

Side effects:

1) rambut torturer mungkin akan melekit dgn hingus yg menjijikkan sehingga terpaksa membasuh kepala at the nearest source of water. Dan semasa dlm proses mencari air basuh itu, torturer mungkin akan dijauhi rakan sebaya yang seolah-olah memegang sepanduk "get the hell away from me!" dan "don't u dare touch me!" dgn membayangkan si torturer adalah seekor tahi yang berjalan2.

2) Mata kedua2 pemain akan berair. They may look like they are crying. Abaikan mereka. They are actually having the time of their life!

3) Kalau the torturer tak tahan jijiks, he/she may start to say things they don't mean - like "bagi aku gunting! Aku nak gunting rambut aku!". Still, abaikan kalau anda masih nak meneruskan persahabatan dgn torturer itu.

4) Pemain2 mungkin akan kehilangan kawan2 yg menonton..Or at least friends akan start to distant themselves for a 'short' while until pemain trim bulu hidung dan men'sterile' kawasan rambut yg terjejas.

Please, don't try this at home - leave it to the professionals. Permainan ini akan menguji how strong of a bond do you and your friends share.

Sesuai utk kanak2 berumur: 24&25 tahi..(oops, typo, I meant 'tahun').

Bees don't produce honey for nothing..

2009-09-28T20:00:00.000+08:00

and bees don't also produce honey for the bears to consume.

There's definitely more to life than just it being a dog eat dog world. Somehow, I feel most of us live every aspects of their life to that principle. There's always that stubborn udang disebalik batu..to the point that everything others do, they think there's hidden agenda. Sincerity and genuineness are questioned. So much so, that when they actually meet things that are as they are, these sceptics lose battles they start.

And along their way to Neverland, they hurt one or two too many (maybe hundreds) souls. So people, seriously, stop being sceptical. If u expect people to take u as u are (and trust u), shut ur minds up and let the earth rotate at its pace. After all, what goes around comes around, agree?

A note to self.

Azrul

please let it be the FINAL one!

2009-09-09T20:00:00.000+08:00

Hahaha! 10 minutes through the movie, I laughed my intestines out! It's so funny to see the way people die in the movie.

Ok, I did not really wanna watch it but it's only natural to go for it when u are already in a shopping mall that u don't really feel like doing ur rounds, it's a weekend, u have nothing better to do and u meet a friend u don't see too often.. Oh, plus the fact that I love the air cond! (relevance? Don't ask;p).

The movie was so so. Hell, in my book, the title has been changed to 'idiots guide: 1001 ways to die horifically'. I mean, what can u really expect from a movie that is the FOURTH installment of an originally a one-off (presumably - a budget and one hit wonder) movie.

The formula has been the same. I'd like to deny but I actually watched 2.5 out of the 4 (1 I did not finish sbb it was oh so boring!). A group escaped death, one or two got clever and discovered of the 'curse', they try to beat the 'curse', they thought the ball is in their court, then they die finally (sigh!).

After watching the latest installment, I asked myself "Final destination. Is the fourth the final final?".

That's a wrap!

azrul

life = traffic light

2009-08-07T13:00:00.000+08:00

Life's like a traffic light-it never stops at one color for too long

azrul

is 'take care' the new 'goodbye'?

2009-07-14T20:00:00.000+08:00

Hell to the yes!

I find writing the best theraphy for me besides sniffing the aromatheraphy smell off the air freshener cube I have in the office.

I need a theraphy now - very badly. Last time, a pen and a piece of paper used to compliment me - me, the pen and paper were a team to fight off unnecessary feelings. But now, the team members has evolved to me, the internet, and this blog.

So here, I managed to write 2 paragraphs (stories) of unrelated crap that people may, or may not be able to connect and relate. These stories are close to my heart as they mark yet another (dear) failure of mine - one that actually made me lost my eating appetite, deprive me of my sleep and suffer irrelevant anxiousness among others. No, this aint stress. It's just me being me.

Intro:

Disastrous.. All went well until the 11th hour. Failing to deliver something I thought was less than sincere left me feeling like a by-product.

Story 1:

The musician thought he had it all right- all dressed up, bucks to go with it, a big jab of self-confidence, and he hit all the right notes! All that, with butterflies in his stomach throughout the whole process, only to discover,after, that the instrument was not even functioning to begin with. It was all pre-recorded. The show was artificial.

Story 2:

TV shows. They always portray the best of things in their most optimum forms. Sometimes rubbish. But in a lot of cases also, they teach you things (again, although rubbish) that you could actually jot a note or two from. I for one, recently learnt to never ever invite a vampire into your home if you don't wish for it to invade areas you don't want to be crossed. You will only hurt the vampire if you do. Be fair, they are God's creation also.

Closing:

The feeling is awful. Can't remember when was the last time it was damaged as bad. Now, as smithereens it shall remain. Until one finds cure for...

Take care.

azrul

Let me do somethin to this blog!

2009-07-10T10:54:00.003+08:00

ahahahahaa.. actually i just wan to ask azrul whether he is free or not this coming tuesday.. cuz i wana find him for lunch.. how bout muzzy? or anyone around klcc..anywaysssss..show u my intestines!

More than meets the eye!

2009-06-21T12:34:00.000+08:00

after 2 years of anticipation, 23rd June 2009's the date! am gonna be 1 of the many thousands that is gonna be the 1st to watch this.. (while the remaining millions will only be able to watch on the actual day of release - the day after! ahahaha!).

that's enough of a statement. i shall end this with "Autobots! Transform and roll out!" =)

azrul

1 para of ramblings!

2009-06-14T01:47:00.000+08:00

i know! 2 weeks and no updates right? sorry la. i was so tied up to even visit my passion - that's writing. beginning July, i may have some extra time to blog. many pictures were taken during these past months but they were just not published. at this point of time, during free times, i chill at home and try to catch up with friends as much as possible, hence, neglecting my blog a little. rebirth is heading this way ya'll!

azrul

Poco bergerak

2009-05-22T12:02:00.003+08:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EYAUazLI9k&annotation_id=annotation_72265&feature=iv

azrul shud watch this n mayb do this at LRT? ahhaa

Malaysians biggest sin!

2009-05-19T20:00:00.000+08:00

Sometimes I think, being Malaysian, and you don't honk on the road, is a major sin! I am one of those major sinners! I feel guilty adding more noise to the readily noise-polluted environment outside.

But truth be told, there's a lot of dumbos that could use some sense when handling the wheels. So, HONK!

azrul

light at the end of the tunnel

2009-05-19T08:00:00.000+08:00

Pernah x berdiri dkt gerabak paling depan LRT when it's going through an underground tunnel? Add that with your ears plugged listening to a very slow song. It's a beautiful feeling-at least to me. The whole journey in the tunnel made me think how wonderful of a place the world really is.

Of course, scary thoughts made its moment in my head when thinking if the tunnel would collapse and leave us stranded underground-but that's a different case altogehter;p

Enjoy the beautiful moments. Appreciate what we have in life and just be thankful our life is not as tough as some other's. Alhamdulillah.

note: wish i could be as calm EVERYDAY!=)

azrul

Tiger Feb 2009(estimate)-May 2009

2009-05-18T11:32:00.004+08:00

Tiger, name if the kitten i saved from my office a couple of month ago. Looked so helpless in my office.. and without proper food or milk for a very very young kitten n i mean very young cuz according to de vet.. after i took him back n hand him over to hanim to take care of him..we named him tiger cuz he is orange in colour.. he is too young to even eat cat biscuit or any kitten food..n few weeks ago.. heard from hanim dat he is in good healthy condition n a very happy kitten.. but sadly.. yesterday nite i receive an sms from hanim sayin Tiger is gone..he got hit by an unidentified vehicle..according to hanim..she suddenly got de urge to go n feed him n it was raining at nite n he is not on de chair he always slept on.. n hanim started callin him n still he didnt showed up.. n then.. she saw him lying on de road..brutal condition.... the pic above is not Tiger but look like dat..cuz i dun hav any pic of him....

Flashback

2009-05-17T12:44:00.003+08:00

A gift from dublin/G2

2009-05-13T22:12:00.003+08:00

just receive a gift from UK.. nice chocolateS! TQ nuar! hahaha.. and there is a story behind this choc.. not any normal regular choc..

where art thou?

2009-05-13T00:00:00.000+08:00

i always have this habit of taking pictures of the pillar where i park. "why put technology to no use?" - i sometimes ask myself;) <--a lame excuse to "i am getting older before my time";p

azrul

true HERO!

2009-05-11T08:00:00.003+08:00

we all say it differently (some might not say anything at all) but really, there is just ONE message;)

this goes out to all mothers out there. "you are our true HERO!"

azrul

07.05.09

2009-05-08T08:00:00.000+08:00

this date marks my 2nd year of official working exerience in this company i am in. crazy.

azrul

mari kita lihat siapa yang kena!

2009-05-05T13:00:00.000+08:00

Jualan lelong blackberry version 8700g telah berlangsung at my workplace starting 2 weeks ago ending last thursday (TOO LITTLE TOO LATE!;p).

Well, they're actually selling old stocks. Newer versions were introduced and as the famous malay saying goes "habis madu,berry lama dibuang";p

I did not intend to buy cuz am using one already. Tp satu mlm tu, mulut aku gatal tanya my elder brother and he seemed interested. The day after, I bought him 1.. And while checking its condition, aku rs mcm best and rugi kalo xbeli another one for whomever (I had no one in mind time tu) - the company limits to 2 per staff. So, before u know it, I walked out of the 'store' with 2 berries;) puas aku korek plastic sana sini in the ICT room (1 particular person got irritated during my quest;p - sorry Zaza;p) sbb I don't wanna be carrying 2 boxes and get passer-bys commenting "wah", "fuyo", "wow" or the likes. Aku ni kan low profile (yaaaa!!!!!;p).

So, 1 was successfully given my brother, and the other one.. Erm.. Tunggu dan lihat je la ye. mari kita lihat siapa yang kena!;p

Oh, did I mention that they sold the complete set for RM300 only? Aahahhahahahaha!!

azrul

Tarzan oh Tarzan

2009-05-04T22:46:00.004+08:00

after so long i didnt make a post in this blog.. y not..since its late at nite n creativity starts to bloom..suddenly..

ps.. jangan mara bahaya bang~

gajah oh gajah..

2009-05-04T08:00:00.000+08:00

when i first came back to KL after about 6 years leaving - the whole family moved to Pahang - i was constantly called Tarzan Pahang by some weird friends whose names shall remain unspoken (Chong, Anwar and Serene - no, i am 'not' talking about you;p). sbb? kampung to them is equilvalent to hutan. masuk telinga kiri, keluar telinga kanan. that's how i survived. haha! but very recently, i really felt like my Pahang house is a hutan. why so? let the pix speak for themselves:

seriously, i dont know how those elephants found their way. 1 night, mom heard noise around the house of what seemed to be of dogs barking (or crying rather). she went out at late night (or early morning rather) to see what's going on. to her surprise, she saw elephants around the house area. there were few episodes of this - lasted for about a month or so. i saw it with my own eyes too this one time when the noise woke me up at 4am in the morning. apparently, the elephants have been straying around destroying (or 'eating') the villagers' crops. then, just last week, after nemerous complaints were done, the real 'Tarzans' finally came and took them away (to Terengganu i was told). dont know, dont care. gile ah! who would've thought.

azrul

please stop this!

2009-04-25T13:00:00.001+08:00

my stints with the dentist will never see its end mark. saw a dentist about 6 times already since the year 2009 begun. 1 after another! even today, i am supposed to see another one at Mont Kiara - referred to. i called it off. reason: too far, and they dont accept Guarantee Letter and i know this treatment that i HAVE to go through is going to be costly. 2 seperate procedures on both sides of the mouth. please please please stop this! NO i am not afraid of the needle nor scalpel..i am just too darn tired opening my mouth wide;p bosan la!

azrul

Letters to a Young Mother: Great with Child

2009-04-25T08:00:00.002+08:00

it really has been some time since i last bought a present for a friend. bukan kede (kedekut), cuma err..*excuse* (please help fill this part for me ha?;p). recently, i wowed myself doing the 'impossible' - a present and a letter to a dear friend :-

(Letters to a Young Mother : Great with Child)

Kehadapan saudari N******* Binti J***** yang akan beranak not too long from now,

Disini saya sertakan sebuah buku yang pada pendapat saya berguna untuk saudari (only if you read it, of course!).

Untuk pengetahuan saudari, semalam saya ke Carrefour Wangsa Maju dimana saya telah dikikis sebanyak RM160+ untuk groceries dan RM60+ untuk adik perempuan saya yang hendak ke saloon utk whatever reason.

Semasa membeli groceries, saya ternampak depa buat jualan buku secara lambak at the price of RM5.00/book. Being a book worm wannabe I am, saya pun menjenguk2 buku2 yg bersepah-sepah tersebut. And mataku terpandang ke buku ini dan terus terfikir “mungkin sesuai utk N*******”. So, saya pun grab buku ni dan masuk dlm troli shopping diriku dgn kadar segera.

Semoga Cik Puan mendapat pekdah (faedah) dari bahan rujukan ini.

Salam.

Yang ikhlas (RM5 jerr takkan tak ikhlas kot..hina betul kalo xikhlas)

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Azrul Izwan Bin Amir Nazarullah

sihatkah?

2009-04-21T13:00:00.001+08:00

U know what's that? U know who's holding that? If u can figure out the answer to those 2 Qs and combine the statements, it would run along the lines of 'that is Azrul holding his urine sample!'. Ahahaa!

An initiative by the company to ensure its employees are healthy and well taken care of physically, mentally and socially, we had Pantai people to come by our office for a health screening exercise..fully borned by the company;)

Urine samples were taken, blood were drawn. Results out but a doctor will go through staff by staff personally only on the 28th April 09. Can't wait what mine will say. Gulp!

azrul

B.I.T.C.H

2009-04-20T20:00:00.001+08:00

(just something i post to break the silence)

Who doesn't right? - (reference made to the title of the post). Bitching about others is becoming more and more of an official language in an office setting nowadays (or did I just realize it?). So much so that it makes one a hypocrite..two faced if u will. Hmm,sick! All of us!

my 2 cents

azrul

NOOO!!!

2009-04-13T20:47:00.001+08:00

i have not posted anything for the past (almost) 2 weeks! maaf, sorry, pardon me.. work n life demand;p

azrul