Tak-Senonoh-poly

Achtung: This is definitely not a party game u'd like to have in any of ur parties!

Nama permainan: Tak-Senonoh-poly

Number of player and roles: Permainan ini memerlukan 1 pencabar, dan 1 tukang torture. Tukang torture's hair has to be at least 15cm long in order to qualify. And the pencabar must have a nose! (Kalau takde hidung, take a hike! Syuuh!)

Note: utk menyenangkan pembaca, instruction ini akan dibantu oleh 2 model - Rina (the torturer) dan Chong (the pencabar).

Cabaran: It really is simple. The tukang torture akan memasukkan segerombolan rambutnya kedalam either one of the pencabar's lubangs hidung. Tgk if the pencabar can last for 2 minutes.
(if you can bear the torture selama 2 FULL minutes, u get my respect! :D)

Gambar hiasan:

How to tell who wins: Simple. Kalau si pencabar dpt tahan 2 (straight) minutes, pencabar menanglah (duh!). Akan tetapi, kalau si pencabar withdraws even at minute 1.59, shut up and drive away jelah, the tukang torture menang. OR..in some occasions, bila si pencabar's air hidung (hingus segala!) starts to drip on tangan tukang torture sampai tukang torture withdraw dulu, it's a win2 situation.

Gambar hiasan:

Side effects:

1) rambut torturer mungkin akan melekit dgn hingus yg menjijikkan sehingga terpaksa membasuh kepala at the nearest source of water. Dan semasa dlm proses mencari air basuh itu, torturer mungkin akan dijauhi rakan sebaya yang seolah-olah memegang sepanduk "get the hell away from me!" dan "don't u dare touch me!" dgn membayangkan si torturer adalah seekor tahi yang berjalan2.

2) Mata kedua2 pemain akan berair. They may look like they are crying. Abaikan mereka. They are actually having the time of their life!

3) Kalau the torturer tak tahan jijiks, he/she may start to say things they don't mean - like "bagi aku gunting! Aku nak gunting rambut aku!". Still, abaikan kalau anda masih nak meneruskan persahabatan dgn torturer itu.

4) Pemain2 mungkin akan kehilangan kawan2 yg menonton..Or at least friends akan start to distant themselves for a 'short' while until pemain trim bulu hidung dan men'sterile' kawasan rambut yg terjejas.

Please, don't try this at home - leave it to the professionals. Permainan ini akan menguji how strong of a bond do you and your friends share.

Sesuai utk kanak2 berumur: 24&25 tahi..(oops, typo, I meant 'tahun').